Photos of Sara. She doesn't know me.
Today was the most meaningful day of my life.  My muse contacted me via THE BOOK in order to set up a joint interview with me.  I was chosen from a long list of volunteers and fanatics, both male and female, but given our history and a little bit of fate and interaction from THE BOOK I got my interview.  I decided it best to ask Sara a few questions submitted by out lovely readers as well as my own.
Hi Sara, I love your hat (I’m sorry i knocked it off of your head as we left Bimbo’s, I’m not used to hugging people that are shorter than myself)  I’m sorry I had to improvise and write everything on this napkin last minute.  I’m sorry I tried to flake on you earlier today because I was so nervous.  I’m sorry I didn’t compliment your new purse.  Do you own contacts?
It’s fine.  No I don’t.
1.  Top 3 favorite smells: GO
-  In no particular order:  Men, Strawberry lip smackers chap stick, chocolate chip cookies
2.  Favorite 80’s accessory (I was really hoping she would say headbands)
- Anything spandex
3.  Favorite singer of a British band?
- British guys are pussies,  I like straight bears 
4.  If Kim Kardashian were to approach you and offer to go in on a joint clothing line with you, what would your fall collection contain?
- Body hugging track suits
5.  Favorite cut of steak?
- NY Strip, duh lolz
6.  Gucci Mane or Wacka Flocka Flame?
- I don’t know who those bands are
7.  Where do you work?
- Ralph’s grocery in Belltown
8.  When do you work?
- lolz Sunday from 6-12 is my only shift currently…….but I’m working tonight
9.  What was it like growing up in Paw Paw, Michigan?
- It was fun, people have more freedom there
10.  Is Paw Paw on the glove?
- Yes, it’s not on the Peninsula
11.  Do local glove dwellers have a rivalry against the peninsula folk?
- Not really a rivalry.  We just don’t consider it part of Michigan.  It’s basically Canada.
12.  What do locals call the glove?  Have I been offending you this whole time?
- We call it the mitten.  Gloves have fingers.  Mittens do not.  (FASHION TIPS!)
13.  So I went through every single picture on your BOOK profile and I found one that really struck me as truly beautiful.  Posted on February 12, It had a simple, elegant tagline:  ’nerdzilla’  Could you please elaborate on this part of your life?     http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/18478_546279431589_210801497_32234023_1311027_n.jpg
- Oh that one?  I’m just looking at a camera, doing the BLEEH face.  
14.  You look so happy and relaxed, were you thinking of Paw Paw?  
- No
15.  Will we ever see the return of the greenbrown hat?
- No, my ex gave it to me.  It’s gone now.
16.  Did you sell it to goodwill?  If so, which one?
- I just wear things out then throw them out.  In fact, I had to throw out my bud light hat just two days ago
17.  When is your trash day?
- ………..

Today was the most meaningful day of my life.  My muse contacted me via THE BOOK in order to set up a joint interview with me.  I was chosen from a long list of volunteers and fanatics, both male and female, but given our history and a little bit of fate and interaction from THE BOOK I got my interview.  I decided it best to ask Sara a few questions submitted by out lovely readers as well as my own.

Hi Sara, I love your hat (I’m sorry i knocked it off of your head as we left Bimbo’s, I’m not used to hugging people that are shorter than myself)  I’m sorry I had to improvise and write everything on this napkin last minute.  I’m sorry I tried to flake on you earlier today because I was so nervous.  I’m sorry I didn’t compliment your new purse.  Do you own contacts?

It’s fine.  No I don’t.

1.  Top 3 favorite smells: GO

-  In no particular order:  Men, Strawberry lip smackers chap stick, chocolate chip cookies

2.  Favorite 80’s accessory (I was really hoping she would say headbands)

- Anything spandex

3.  Favorite singer of a British band?

- British guys are pussies,  I like straight bears 

4.  If Kim Kardashian were to approach you and offer to go in on a joint clothing line with you, what would your fall collection contain?

- Body hugging track suits

5.  Favorite cut of steak?

- NY Strip, duh lolz

6.  Gucci Mane or Wacka Flocka Flame?

- I don’t know who those bands are

7.  Where do you work?

- Ralph’s grocery in Belltown

8.  When do you work?

- lolz Sunday from 6-12 is my only shift currently…….but I’m working tonight

9.  What was it like growing up in Paw Paw, Michigan?

- It was fun, people have more freedom there

10.  Is Paw Paw on the glove?

- Yes, it’s not on the Peninsula

11.  Do local glove dwellers have a rivalry against the peninsula folk?

- Not really a rivalry.  We just don’t consider it part of Michigan.  It’s basically Canada.

12.  What do locals call the glove?  Have I been offending you this whole time?

- We call it the mitten.  Gloves have fingers.  Mittens do not.  (FASHION TIPS!)

13.  So I went through every single picture on your BOOK profile and I found one that really struck me as truly beautiful.  Posted on February 12, It had a simple, elegant tagline:  ’nerdzilla’  Could you please elaborate on this part of your life?     http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/18478_546279431589_210801497_32234023_1311027_n.jpg

- Oh that one?  I’m just looking at a camera, doing the BLEEH face.  

14.  You look so happy and relaxed, were you thinking of Paw Paw?  

- No

15.  Will we ever see the return of the greenbrown hat?

- No, my ex gave it to me.  It’s gone now.

16.  Did you sell it to goodwill?  If so, which one?

- I just wear things out then throw them out.  In fact, I had to throw out my bud light hat just two days ago

17.  When is your trash day?

- ………..


When I was nine years old a teacher asked me:  ”If you could interview any celebrity in the world, dead or living, who would it be?”  
I stared stone-faced and cold into her eyes and responded:  ”Sara Merker”

When I was nine years old a teacher asked me:  ”If you could interview any celebrity in the world, dead or living, who would it be?”  


I stared stone-faced and cold into her eyes and responded:  ”Sara Merker”

I ordered the whiskey.  You ordered a PBR.  I got nervous and left.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

I ordered the whiskey.  You ordered a PBR.  I got nervous and left.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

Gold military boots on a Wednesday?  Killer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymN_kjYeFk

Gold military boots on a Wednesday?  Killer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymN_kjYeFk

Killed it today with the shiny tights sara.  80’s FLASHBACK  Sometimes you just gotta let that hair down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8QQVB9-D0

Killed it today with the shiny tights sara.  80’s FLASHBACK  Sometimes you just gotta let that hair down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8QQVB9-D0

Tonight I’ll be attending a facebook event with my muse.  Can’t wait to see what fabulous 80’s fashion tips she has for the world!

FASHION FLASHBACK!

Tonight I’ll be attending a facebook event with my muse.  Can’t wait to see what fabulous 80’s fashion tips she has for the world!

FASHION FLASHBACK!

Videos of Sara.  Rockin that red plaid cap today. Vans lead me to believe that she’s going after younger boys this week!!!!!! oh and LOVE the standing pose, casual but FLIRRRRTY!  Good luck girl! 

It’s been a hard week.  No time to trainspot my muse lately.  I don’t know how, but I have a strange hunch that she would be good at roller derby.  FASHIONSKATE

Walkin slow today Sara!  Long weekend?  No stressin girl!  They just boys, boys, boys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0
New addition:  light blue jeans
Signature:  red glasses, black rain boots (its sunny)

Walkin slow today Sara!  Long weekend?  No stressin girl!  They just boys, boys, boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

New addition:  light blue jeans

Signature:  red glasses, black rain boots (its sunny)