Today was the most meaningful day of my life.  My muse contacted me via THE BOOK in order to set up a joint interview with me.  I was chosen from a long list of volunteers and fanatics, both male and female, but given our history and a little bit of fate and interaction from THE BOOK I got my interview.  I decided it best to ask Sara a few questions submitted by out lovely readers as well as my own.

Hi Sara, I love your hat (I’m sorry i knocked it off of your head as we left Bimbo’s, I’m not used to hugging people that are shorter than myself)  I’m sorry I had to improvise and write everything on this napkin last minute.  I’m sorry I tried to flake on you earlier today because I was so nervous.  I’m sorry I didn’t compliment your new purse.  Do you own contacts?

It’s fine.  No I don’t.

1.  Top 3 favorite smells: GO

-  In no particular order:  Men, Strawberry lip smackers chap stick, chocolate chip cookies

2.  Favorite 80’s accessory (I was really hoping she would say headbands)

- Anything spandex

3.  Favorite singer of a British band?

- British guys are pussies,  I like straight bears 

4.  If Kim Kardashian were to approach you and offer to go in on a joint clothing line with you, what would your fall collection contain?

- Body hugging track suits

5.  Favorite cut of steak?

- NY Strip, duh lolz

6.  Gucci Mane or Wacka Flocka Flame?

- I don’t know who those bands are

7.  Where do you work?

- Ralph’s grocery in Belltown

8.  When do you work?

- lolz Sunday from 6-12 is my only shift currently…….but I’m working tonight

9.  What was it like growing up in Paw Paw, Michigan?

- It was fun, people have more freedom there

10.  Is Paw Paw on the glove?

- Yes, it’s not on the Peninsula

11.  Do local glove dwellers have a rivalry against the peninsula folk?

- Not really a rivalry.  We just don’t consider it part of Michigan.  It’s basically Canada.

12.  What do locals call the glove?  Have I been offending you this whole time?

- We call it the mitten.  Gloves have fingers.  Mittens do not.  (FASHION TIPS!)

13.  So I went through every single picture on your BOOK profile and I found one that really struck me as truly beautiful.  Posted on February 12, It had a simple, elegant tagline:  ’nerdzilla’  Could you please elaborate on this part of your life?     http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/18478_546279431589_210801497_32234023_1311027_n.jpg

- Oh that one?  I’m just looking at a camera, doing the BLEEH face.  

14.  You look so happy and relaxed, were you thinking of Paw Paw?  

- No

15.  Will we ever see the return of the greenbrown hat?

- No, my ex gave it to me.  It’s gone now.

16.  Did you sell it to goodwill?  If so, which one?

- I just wear things out then throw them out.  In fact, I had to throw out my bud light hat just two days ago

17.  When is your trash day?

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